This one’s for Vikas Bhaiyya. And the one’s following this are for you again. Ghar se door, desh se door kintu serial se kabhi na honaa door.
Episode of January 15, 2007.
Well….Capt Rajveer goes down to the broadcast room to let the entire academy inclusive of the faculty and the cadets that he was the one to write those letters. He wants to do this as otherwise the impact of the entire episode will be on Cadet Naina and she may even be thrown out of the academy which will result in the non-fulfillment of her dream. As he is about to do this, Dr. Mishra returns back to the academy, makes a straight headway to the broadcast room just in time to see the guy whom she loves make the devastating confession.
Dr: Capt, Yeh aap kya karne jaa rahe hain?
Capt: Main sabko yeh bataane jaarahaa hoon ki voh letters maine hi cadet naina ko likhe the aur mujhse bahut badi galti ho gayee hai.
Dr: Par aap aisaa kyun kar rahe hain? (She had to be this dumb, you see. It offsets the excess of sex appeal that she possesses)
Capt: Main apne cadet ko iss baat ki sazaa lene nahi doonga. I have no choice Dr.
Dr: You have a choice. You always (Note the extra emphasis on the “always”) have a choice, capt.
Then she dramatically pulls the microphone from his hands and starts speaking…..
Dr: Attention to all cadets and faculty members. Pichhle kuchh dino se yahaa par kaafi saaraa confusion chal rahaa hai. Main yahaan par nahi thi iss liye capt rajveer par yeh lagaaye hue jhoothe ilzaam ke bare mein kuch nahi kar saki. Mere gair maujoodgi mein yahaan par kaafi kuchh ho gaya hai. Main yeh bataanaa chaahti hoon ki capt Rajveer aur Cadet Naina ke beech kuch nahi hai. Sirf itna hai jitna ek mentor aur uske student ke beech hota hai. Voh letters jo unke sambandh ke proof hain, voh dar-asal capt Rajveer ne mujhe likhe the….
At this juncture, Capt Rajveer makes a bold pass at the microphone….(what did u think? That he will have the guts to do so to Dr. Mishra? Fooled ya….) and he misses while Dr.Mishra gestures a flamboyant STOP with her hands.
She continues…..
Dr:Voh letters unhone mujhe likhe the … (a hesitant pause. I know that it was redundant but it was meant to be like that) kyun ki (one more poignant pause) we are engaged. It is unofficial….. (Capt Rajveer and Dr.Mishra both start fighting for the microphone). Hum sahee vaqt ka intezaar kar rahe the ise officially declare karne ke liye. Iss liye main academy ke faculty members aur especially cadets se request karti hoon ki confusion ko yaheen par khatm kar diyaa jaye. Please. You can all go back to your classrooms.
Capt: Par Dr., main apne liye aapki zindagi barbaad nahi kar sakta (Damn fool….doesn’t even realise what he is blabbering. Itni sohni kudi ke saath market-sharket jaayega, toh kya image banegi.)
Dr: Aapko maine iska kaaran apne letter mein likha tha. Aapne voh letter padhaa nahi kya?
Capt: (Flashback) Oh Shit!!! (hamaare khayaal se unhe bolnaa chaahiye tha…mama mia!) Par aap yeh sab kyun kar rahi hain? (once again dame phool…..)
Dr: Kyun ki main aapse pyar karti hoon. Why is it so difficult to understand? Log shaadi karte hain paise ke liye, status ke liye, business yaa opportunities ke liye. Kam se kam hum dono aisaa nahi kar rahe hai. Aap apne cadet ko bachaane ke liye aur main apnee zindagi uss insaan ke saath bitaane ke liye jisse main pyaar karti hoon.
They both walk out into the corridor where almost all the cadets are staring at them. Dr. Mishra holds Capt’s hand with a flourish and walk out in style. Meanwhile Bhargava also gets really upset. And he and his friend Nair are discussing when Ali walks in and tells Major Bhargava that he feels cheated. Ali says that he thought he was doing it for a good cause and hence felt bad at being deceived. Major says that yes, he did cheat him. He wanted to clean up the system aur jo system ko saaf karne mein madad karta hai uska haath toh ganda hoga hi. (Koi naalaa thode hi saaf kar rahe hain. Gloves pehen ke bhi toh kar sakte the)
Ali’s response: Hamen lagta hai ki yadi aap jaise logon ko system se baahar kar diya jaaye toh system apne aap hi saaf ho jayegaa.
Major: That’s enough Cadet Baig. Get out.
Ali: Jaa rahen hain sir. Lekin aapkaa shukriya. Hamen yeh baat sikhaane ke liye ki hamen jo kuchh sahi lagtaa hai voh hamesha sahi nahi hota.
As he leaves…..Major: Agar aap yeh baat baahar bataayen toh aapka iss academy mein rehnaa naamumkin hai aur aapke pita jee ka sapna kabhi pooraa nahi ho paayegaa.
Hooda ki toh nikal padi. Isse sunte hi voh canteen mein chillaa kar halla karta hai jisse yudi ka plate gir jaataa hai. Aur voh Dr (the one who’s in charge of their health) se kehta hai ki ab Naina meri ho gayee hai. Dr. asks…”ho gayee hai???” Hooda: Ab mujhe Naina se apne dil ki baat kehne se koi nahi rok sakta.
At that very moment Naina walks in. Hooda: Khaayaa? (What a thing to ask the one whom you love…when you are happy and on talking terms with her after aeons???)
She walks off in anger. Hooda goes to another table and teases her indirectly….saying “kab tak gussaa rahegi. Yahooooooooooooooo!” hops out of the canteen.
He meets the dashing Qaidi (the only sensible guy in the whole academy). Dr Mishra sees Qaidi’s lukewarm response to Hooda’s jungleeee chillaa-chilli ad asks “kya tum apni dost ki khushi mein shaamil nahi ho?”
Qaidi: Kis ko kis baat ki khushi hai, apun ko bataayega toh pataa padegaa na. (Cool, eh!)
Dr: Toh tum mere aur Capt Rajveer ke engagement ki news se khush nahin ho?
Qaidi: Apun dabbaa dekhkar khush nahi hota. (What a guy!)
Dr. Kya matlab?
Qaidi: Dabba yer acchha rangeen wrapping paper lagaa do toh voh achha hi dikhegaa naa.
Dr: Tum mere saath meri khushi ke liye cheers karoge?
Qaidi: Abhi to apun ka library duty hai….pan koi bhi kitaab apun ko miss nahi karega.
Dr: That’s the spirit. Lekin ek shart hai. Maal apun ka hoga.
Qaidi: Fruti juice se apun cheers nahi kartaa hai.
Dr: Theek hai, toh toss karke dekhte hai. Heads – yaani tumhare spirits aur tails – matlab apun kaa maal.
Qaidi: Theek hai. Lekin toss apun karega.
He tosses…she catches (thinking this cud be a great romantic novel? Not yet, boss)
Then she says…..”hum dono apne apne maal ke saath bhi ek saath cheers kar sakte hain. What say you?”
Qaidi: Theek toh hai na. Chaahe heads ho ya tails. Coin toh ek hi hai na….. (speaks the great guy)
She advises him to tell this whole thing to Naina……And miracles never cease (atleast in Hindi films and serials) Naina is standing at the doorstep….
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Courtesy: aapkaa apnaa channel.
1 comment:
This is awesome stuff....
Kamal Dhamal...it is touching (the fact that u did it for me)..., great to read (so you are a writer, a painter, well...what's more?)..., frankly it is MUCH MORE fun than watching the episode (no commercials you see;)...thanks a ton!!!
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