Sleeping with my Diary - Part 1

I simply love the choice of adjective……or do I say Nouna??? So many times in life we come across a word that’s so mundane and simple. And Bang!!! One day it hits you right in your face that the word has so many meanings. Its almost like that word is an exact match to the myriad of emotions that you go thro each day. That’s what just happened to me.

Bitch! That’s, in my opinion, by far the most spiritual word that I have come across. And you would be surprised at the number of people who can relate closely to it.
Just wanted to fool around a bit b4 I actually started cribbing.

I was just about in the foulest of moods that I could ever come across (that’s what I say each day)….Oh my GOD! That was sheer poetry. I knew I had it in me…..Oops! I digressed and that’s what happens each day at work.

I aint an exceptionally pretty or intelligent anything. I am a very normal person (that’s kinda become a novelty these days) but that doesn’t mean that I don’t deserve anything good. Here’s my sob story. I work with a she-dragon spitting fire the whole time (and I certainly don’t imply that she’s hot) and this pot-bellied smudgeface who’s out to battle the dragon – not to conquer but to be friends. So that means that the whole time, I am being roasted and now all you need to do is sprinkle a wee bit of salt, pepper, a dash of lime and get your forks, knives, plates and appetites ready.

Lets take today ……… My dear lil drag-on (No pun intended) suggested oh-so very sweetly that I should move into another workspace with this set of morons who hate to look around, chat or even move their muscle. In fact, the best part of the suggestion was that it was sugar-coated and so laced with jaggery that I am pukish right now. Later on, I got the scoop. My drag was cheesed off that I sit so close to smudgeface that he tends to tell me all the corp gossip and inside stories, while piling work all the while. She misses being “in the middle of things” and “the middle of things”. Someone needs to tell her to work on her middle……That’s was too personal. Sorry abt that guys. I wish someone would tell her to fight her own battle and not use me as her spear.

The cherry on the icing was the huge zit that appeared on my nose creating havoc in my life.